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that time of year again, when Lucire's editors get together
and look at the car you should be driving in the coming year.
Why cars? Cars are one of the most conspicuous
consumer items and are as valid a barometer of the Zeitgeist
as clothing and beauty. In fact, many of the ideas you see in automotive
marketing preempt those in fashion, which is why, for us, we'd like
to take a look around at what might suit you in the coming year
in this world. Automakers are trying to be more fashionable, anyway,
with Jaguar sponsoring style events out west and Mercedes-Benz various
fashion weeks (Montréal, New York, Sydney). If they want
to be part of our world, then someone needs to critique them, globally.
This is the only style-based, fashion-world car
competition that has less to do with brake horsepower (or kilowatts)
and more to do with how special a car can make you feelwithout
people calling you names behind your back (or to your face).
Are they getting it right, or are they so out
of touch with the market-place that we, as fashion observers, have
to laugh? The style stakes are on.
THE CAR TO BE SEEN IN 2003
1. Peugeot 307 CC The best-looking sporty Peugeot
since the 406 Coupé and the nicest convertible since the
old 504. This is sexy, with a slight cab-forward look and a folding
metal roof that isn't likely to hurt Peugeot in warranty claims.
You can look classy in Monte Carlo in one of these, and you can
blend in around London without looking too much like a Sloane Ranger.
A car that crosses classes without making the driver feel common
(something that the Chrysler PT Cruiser and the original Mini once
did, but don't any more)..
2. Nissan Primera From every angle, this car has
a beauty that only the Japanese can create (and do so increasingly
more regularly at Nissan and, for that matter, Mazda). It proudly
has a great heritage and we don't care that it's softer than its
predecessor. It was still honed in Europe for good handling. It
looks good from every angle and we still turn our heads every time
we see one. Colours are a little dull and if that's the only criticism
we can level at it, then we are either having an off-day or this
is the most original mid-sized sedan to ever come out of the Land
of the Rising Sun. Only thing that prevents it from taking the crown
this year is that it doesnt transcend classes. Beautiful like
an Issey Miyake creation; no other way to describe it.
3. Citroën C3 Pluriel This cross-over car
is convertible, pick-up, coupé, open-top "panorama" coupé
all in one. Way cleverer than what the Americans are doing with
crossovers and more configurations than the oft-overlooked production
vehicle that started it all, Nissan's 1986 EXA. Ingenious.
THE RUNNERS-UP (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)
Bentley Continental GT Audi A8 underpinnings,
500 bhp and traditional British craftsmanship from a Ferrari-eating
Bentley mean the spirit of W. O. is back. A beautiful fastback with
no retro BS like the Volkswagen Beetle tried to dish out. Yes, there's
some old Bentley DNA, particularly the original Continental's proportions,
but this is a thoroughly modern design with a global bent.
Mazda Atenza/6 If we were a mens magazine
or a car magazine, this would be our car of the year. Mazda US reckons
its for divorced Dads. The best chassis of any
débutante in 2002 and it's like a stealth fighter plane from
every angle. So not only does it look purposeful, it is safe. Mazda
has made us nearly forget the horrid vehicles that were also sold
as the Ford Telstar in some markets.
Convertibles don't seem as big a draw any more
as the world becomes a little less certain, so family cars are closer
to the mood as we rediscover valuesbut we're still entitled
to a bit of fun!
This is the most sporting range of family cars
you can buy and it's proud to be athletic. Far better resolved styling
than the US and European Honda Accords, though a tad smaller.
Summary: if you're a fit person, then this is
a fit car. And theres not a thing wrong in 2003 about being
fit, in shape and if not in shape, reading Shape. The "Zoom
Zoom" franchise gets it right again: it's Mazda's best since the
MX-5/Miata/Eunos Roadster. Now, if the blokes from Hiroshima can
make a Mazda 6 two-door …
Nissan Skyline/Infiniti G35 Still neat and sporty,
this eleventh incarnation of the intermediate line is the best yet.
Departure from the round rear lights is welcome, as is the 350Z
DLO.
Nissan 350Z Another sign that Nissan is getting
it right. This icon car set the style for all other Nissans, including
the new Maxima and Teana.
Opel/Vauxhall Signum Rüsselheim has threatened
to make this for years, but somehow it doesn't offend. This stretched
Vectra might be the way to unwind in the 2000s. Not the most elegant
shape, but we believe it's socially relevant: a hatchback that doesn't
have the commonness of the Renault 30, where occupants can be comfortable
without feeling arrogant.
Range Rover For a change, we actually like an
SUV. Then again, the Range Rover is in a class of its own, having
created the market in 1970. The BMW-done styling is stunning and
a great leap forward from its predecessor. It has the elegance of
the David Bache original. It's so restrained that it doesn't shout
out 1990s excess like the GMC Envoy does. To top it all off, it
actually works off-road. Cash-starved Ford will have a hard time
making its replacement this impressive, so we reckon itll
take the fifth-generation model to surpass it.
Smart Coupé, Roadster A less rude Smart,
the Coupé is the sort of sports car you imagine we'd be driving
in during 2003 after watching sci-fi films of the 1970s. A new definition
of petite chic.
Volvo XC90 If you are going to have an SUV, then
a Swedish SUV that looks after its occupants with those clever airbags
and crumple zones might be the ticket. Safe, secure and a great
investment with the famous Swedish build quality. Looks very nice
in the metal, too.
THE WORST (IN ORDER)
Our list of cars to avoid if you want to look remotely good in
the coming year.
Fiat Doblò Where is the Italian flair that
gave us the Maserati Quattroporte and the Fiat Barchetta and Multipla?
A temporary fall from grace at Centro Stile, but it did take us
two years to notice how ugly it is. If the great Italian cars of
the 1990s were drug-induced, Fiat should go back on dope. Smoke,
but dont inhale.
Toyota Avalon For the second year in a row, the
Australian-market Avalona 1990 Camry on steroidsmakes
the worst list. The Australians now get a brand-new Mark II
version, but its still not the one sold in the US,
but another variation on this most Jurassic Park of Japanese
cars. Originally developed when Margaret Thatcher was still British
PM. It has even less relevance in Australia now that the new and
less expensive Camry has arrived, and thats better than this
flagship, dynamically and practically. We think its
the Japanese way of getting back at Pauline Hanson, but like the
right-wing politician, its not part of the landscape. The
current US Avalon and Japanese Pronard, which is uglier still, might
start appearing in 2010, at this rate.
Lancia Phedra How not to do a luxo-minivan and
not the grille of your dreams. Try the Peugeot 807 and Citroën
C8 instead, since the interior is similar and the platforms are
identical.
Toyota Camry The new car may have had a massive
makeover and the Australian model, tuned by former Ferrari F1 driver
Chris Amon, actually handles, but that C-pillar design is the most
dull we have ever seen since the last Mercedes E-Klasse. No wonder
New Zealand press ads for the car show only the grille, while Swedish
Toyota shows the Camry in the far distance as its driver walks away
from it with an empty gasoline can. Unloved then, unloved now, except
maybe in the United States. Sells only, we reckon, because Toyota
has exceptional (if not unrivalled) customer service in most countries.
Pity it isnt as smart as the Corolla.
Infiniti M45/Nissan Gloria This was once the old
home-market Nissan Gloria, which the company seldom sold outside
Japan because it knew people would laugh at it. The Cedric and Gloria
were once Asian taxi-driver favourites and there's still that look
about them. The hardtop design is very Japanese, even if it is meant
to recall great cars like the 1963 Lincoln Continental. Bland, mid-Atlantic
styling plus the feel that it could be four inches wider; then it
may begin to look nicer.
Toyota Allion Toyota misses again with this cab-forward
design that lacks the flair of, say, the Chrysler LH series. Looks
like a Corolla meets a Prius on steroids but without clever hybrid
technology (so far). A sad end to the Carina line, while Premio
marks a sad demise for the Corona; Euro Avensis looks better resolved.
Nissan 5, Toyota 0.
Ferrari Enzo Ferrari A lot of people will disagree
with us on putting this penis-extension of a car here. Named for
Il Commendatore himself, the Enzo Ferrari is really a covered
F1 car. We have to agree with one design commentator in the UK:
this brute is ugly. Damned ugly. Is there anywhere you can spot
Golden Section proportions? Or Ferrari proportions? In style stakes,
it doesn't even score. In power stakes, it is great. Buy a Ferrari
Maranello (which "only" does 515 bhp as opposed to the Enzo's 660)
and keep the change. Maybe it's just having an office in New Zealand,
where there are more Ferraris per capita than anywhere else outside
the factory, that makes us immune to the Modenese.
Volkswagen Touran Blandness has a new name with
this Golf V-based junior MPV. If this is Piëch's legacy, then
Bernd Pieschetsrieder has been stitched upbadly. Opel and
Renault should be laughing.
Suzuki Liana Blandness has another new name. Inept
style from a company that spends too much time doing cheap OEM deals
for everyone else (GM, Nissan, Mazda) and not enough time concentrating
on its own product. The equivalent of the supermarket own-label.
Buick Rendezvous If you thought the Pontiac Aztek
was bad, this monster is ill-proportioned and spoofs Buick design
heritage.
Rover 45 This is the latter-day equivalent of the Austin
Allegro: irrelevant and a bad case of British humour,
but in this case, even the Brits don't find it funny. Take the 1991
Honda Civic five-door and put a fancy grille on it, then shoehorn
in some British-made engines. Interior is even more dated than the
glam-wannabe exterior.
Maybach 57, 62 The über-Mercedes, the Maybach
brings back a prewar name but it's just too darned ridiculous to
work in most parts of the world except, maybe, New York (to where
it was shipped for its launch upon the Queen Elizabeth 2).
A good replacement for stretch limos, to be sure, and it's only
in this respect that the vehicle works. Unlike lengthened Lincoln
Town Cars we see, the build quality here is astounding and the small
production run guarantees exclusivity. It's not common but it's
very-1990s flaunting, especially when it gets over 6 m long. The
Melrose Place of cars.
Chevrolet/Holden Cruze Makes the Ford Fusion look
neat. Phoney-baloney lifestyle vehicle that tries too hard to be
cool and funky. Underengineered, Australian-designed body, Japanese
underpinnings, this car is a disaster, fitting poorly into the Holden
range in Australia. Look at the Holden Commodore and Monaro, then
look at the Cruze. Even GM's darlings in Melbourne can have an off-day.
Chrysler California Cruiser Senseless low-roof
take on the whole former PT Cruiser craze, now well over. Kind of
an ill-informed German management's idea of Californian lifestyle.
Might have worked with Plymouth badges, since the front end is very
Prowler, but we can't see it working in the Chrysler rangeunless
Chrysler stands for disparate, which would explain the Sebring,
Cruiser, Crossfire and Town & Country sharing next to no stylistic
DNA.
Ford Fusion The Ford Fiesta is what a Volkswagen
Polo would look like if Ford built it. It's a tall hatchback. The
Ford Fusion is a tall tall hatchback. Impractical and nowhere as
clever as the Opel Meriva. Another reason for Ford's troubles.
BMW 3er Reihe Compact Poorer sales show that BMW has missed
the mark with this car. The 3-series is one of the most common cars
on the planet (they outsell the Ford Taurus in global terms), so
forget exclusivity. Get a Mercedes-Benz C-Klasse Sportcoupé
instead.
Mercedes-Benz CLK Lacks the sportiness of the
old car; looks more like a scaled-down SEC from the 1980s. It is
better than its predecessor in many ways, but it just doesn't have
the same magic. Plus there's a big price hike in some markets. Bland.
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this year.
Aston Martin DB7 Zagato Hampered by sharing a
front end with the regular DB7, exclusivity (between 75 and 99 of
them exist on this planet) plus elegant styling care of Italian
coachbuilder Zagato means this 440 bhp (DIN) sports car combines
brute power with velvet, smooth looks.
Aston Martin Vanquish
James Bond's choice so thanks to the massive product placement
in Die Another Day (a.k.a. Buy Another Day),
this car won't ever outlive the connection with the secret
agent (so get a green or a red one!). We'd ideally love to
see a Vanquish Volante convertible for sheer style stakes,
but for masculinity, this is the best. A bloke's motor, exclusively,
so perhaps not quite a winner this year.
Audi A2 From the company
that took our Best of accolade for 2001 and 2002,
the A2s still one of our faves for politically correct
stakes: environmentally friendly, especially a 1·2 TDI version
that gets amazing gas mileage. Aluminium shell means it won't
decompose like an ancient Corolla.
BMW Z4 Clive Owen in the BMW
films drives one, which helps make it more sporty than the pedestrian
Z3, which you could only drive if you were a hairdresser. Of Chris
Bangle's designs, this one has the most balance and we love the
way the designers have defined the fenders. And again, no retro
stuff: it's Californian Germanic, if there's such a thing. It's
going to date well, toowe know itunlike Chris Bangle's
Coupé Fiat, which we always thought was Triumph TR7 redux
with those scalloped sides.
Chevrolet Celta Basically
an old Opel Corsa with a new Brazilian-designed body. The
styling is neat and it shows that the Brazilians probably
do neater superminis (Volkswagen Gol, anyone) than any other
nationals. They also productionized the Chevrolet/Opel/Vauxhall/Holden
Meriva. Dynamically defunct against more modern rivals, but
overall stylebringing an old Corsa up to date and making
it better-looking than the new Corsamakes up for it.
Ford Falcon, Fairmont The Ford
Australia marketing machine calls it the BA series.
Facelift for the old EA169 comes off well and the proportions
are improved but carryover doors (remember the days of the
1976 Taunus and Granada?) make it look like two people have
designed it and they never talked to one another. Neat interior
and multi-valve engines put it here. If Ford US sold these
well-built, rear-wheel-drive full-size cars, especially the
V8s, theyd go like hot cakes, and make the Crown Vic
feel absolutely prehistoric.
Hyundai Getz We like
what's coming out of this Korean chaebol after some
disasters such as the Mk IV Sonata and the Accent. Tidy, inoffensive
styling; a little anonymous but it raises the stakes of supermini
design. This is a new baseline, as defined by Hyundai.
Hyundai Coupé/Tiburon
A Ferrari 456M in miniature; top models get a neat 167 bhp
V6 and great styling. But it's not a direct Ferrari copy.
There's so much going on from every angle of this car and
not only that, it's relatively cheap. Maybe these folks should
be saying, 'Inexpensive. And built to stay that way.' instead
of the old Subaru.
Nissan March/Micra Considering this
car will be made for another decade or so, it has to look
quirky. Better than its predecessor, which began to look dated
at the end of its run, this bug-eyed supermini is more distinctive
than anything Toyota or the rejuvenated Mitsubishi can cook
up. Wait for the folding-top convertible model, to début
in 2003, which will probably be a contender for our 2004 awards.
Peugeot 206 SW This
should have been launched when the other 206s were to avoid
looking old up front and new down back. The rear light cluster
is the sexiest this year.
Peugeot 307 SW Not
really a new class of car; just a wagon with a glass roof.
Reminds you how mid-sized compact cars are these
days. But the details on this slightly soft wagon are Euro-tidy,
just like they are on the regular 307 Break.
Renault Avantime We
used to hate these, thinking they were millennium versions
of Kelso's van on That '70s Show, but they are growing
on us. Better resolved styling than the Mégane, which
followed it, and a suitable precursor to the strangely elegant
Vel Satis sedan, which French politicians have largely stayed
away from in favour of Peugeot 607s.
Renault Mégane Europes
motorheads ranked this their Car of the Year, but we disagree.
Average platform, but courageous styling. However, we find
it incongruous, lacking the appeal of the bigger Renaults
that began this vertical-C-pillar-and-bustle style. Five-door
will date better than the currently visually sculptural three-door.
Saturn Ion Coupé From
the people who gave us the little coupé suicide door
in the modern era. The first car on GM's compact platform,
the Ion is a neat wee design with cool colour coordination.
Just right for 2003. The sedan is neat and there are design
touches that have been followed, in larger scale, by the Nissan
Maxima. However, there's a toy-like quality to it and spartan
American equipment levels mightn't help the Saturn's cause.
But a good way to be rid of the old S-series, finally.
Tempo Juggernaut The
Indians do a HUMM-V. The fact it'll probably never be seen
on US roads makes this somehow charming amongst behemoths.
We can see it squash Hindustan Ambassadors and Marutis on
Indian roads. But it's grossly underpowered. Yet another sign
that India is very confidently becoming an industrial powerhouse
in the motoring world. At this rate, the Red Chinese are playing
catch-up, though what is wrong with a few hundred million
zero-emission bicycles is beyond us.
Toyota Ist These boxy
Japanese microcars and superminis are all the rage in Asia
but the home-market Ist is the only one we remotely like,
apart from the nutty Daihatsu Naked, which we saw in the metal
(or lack thereof) in Japan last year. A wee bit bland, but
at least it doesn't look like a box with a nose (Honda Element,
Mazda Spiano, Mitsubishi Minica, Mitsubishi Colt, Opel Agila,
Suzuki Wagon R, and the worst offender, the Toyota BB, be
advised). But as far as the trendsetters in downtown Roppongi
are concerned, the sci-fi films of the 1970s were right. They
dont really run on solar power, but might as well look
it.
TVR Tamora Sexy little
Blackpool beast, this roadster sets drivers apart from Boxster-
and Z4-philes. Keeping the British end up, and how. We love
it.
Volkswagen Phæton
Sort of a German Lexus. Here's a brand that's everyday, so
you won't feel like you're flaunting it. But it's a car with
the mettle to take on a Mercedes-Benz S-Klasse. Guarantees
that the driver will not look like a nouveau riche.
Volkswagen has done well on this one, though gadgetry isn't
as well sorted as on the more premium Audi A8.
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